I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out over a car. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe what just occurred. This is insane, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to understanding it, but it's like speaking aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm here not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?